bball

NBA All-Star Break just happened and it was CRAZY. Before I get into the dunk contest, let me tell you if you don't already know. I LOVE BLAKE GRIFFIN - FANBOY FOR LIFE (until he get injured cuz I'm loyal like that). How can you not like Blake, he's too much BEAST.


(SO MUCH BEAST)

I really enjoyed everyone's dunks from this years contest. It was so much better than last years and I really feel everyone put a lot of thought into each dunk. I was REALLY impressed with Ibaka's free throw line dunk. Guy is almost 7 foot tall but he FLEW from the FT line to the basket with authority (too bad he got no 10s). I honestly thought Blake's first dunk was his best but using a car with Baron inside for the lob was pretty damn awesome.


(SELL THAT KIA BRAND!! GO KOREA)

I usually hate All-Star games cause it doesn't mean anything and no one plays any D. Of course the exception being when the game is REALLY close in the final minutes....and that is what EXACTLY happened this time around. It was pretty damn exciting in the final few minutes of the 4th. Although, when Kobe tried too much and had back to back turnovers in the finals 2 mins or so, I was raging. He fucken always does that shit lately, in REAL games too- wtf... I kept screaming to give it to KD cuz we all know he's the real deal and what did he do back to back possessions??? SCORE LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES - a jumper followed by a huge 3 pointer. Man I love Kevin Durant. Props to the Douche - I mean Lebron for his trip dubz.


(Ball Hogger deserves Ball trophy right?)

MELO TO KNICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honestly, I thought they gave up a bit too much for him but what do I know, I'm not a GM right?


(nice pic...guess he ain't smiling till he gets cp3 too)

Our real league team record - 0-3

YUP. This league is pretty insane with all of our opponents blowing us out by a average of 40 points a game or something. We are totally outclassed and getting stomped on lol. We still have a lot to work on as a team but our playoff chances are looking grim - like the T-Wolves. Tuan did get hurt last night in our game. He got rammed by a player when they were both chasing a loose ball. I hope you get well bro. Maybe this will cheer you up.....

Miss A's - Suzy


(nice hands)


(She's worried you won't return her calls)


(work time)
































FUCKEN CHAMBER'D YOU PERVS - SHES 16!!!!!

the aftermath

Vegas was this weekend and we got fucked up. Trip included me, Sean, Dean, Bryan, Navied, and the Tuan.

So the trip started on Friday night where we all went to Tuan's house to meet up. Sean was there first while me and Dean arrived a little later. We were just catching the Golden State vs Bobcats game while Tuan was playing WoW. Bryan showed up shortly after and we were just waiting for Navied (typical). The van that David got us was some Chrysler mini-van with dual automatic doors. It actually wasn't that bad looking and we all owe David (more on that later...). We all had plans to go to the "magical Del" in Barstow where we planned on eating like 5 of those huge tacos. We get inside the "magical Del" at like 11:45pm where we ran into a problem.

Employee A " We are out of ground beef and chicken. We have steak and I think chili."


W-T-MEGA-FUCK

So, we basically got told they have no meat because it's closing time and it takes them too long to cook ground beef in 15 mins. Yea, we got owned and was not a good way to start off this shit. This shit is all Navied's fault cuz the fucker is always late. We tried calling the other "magical Del" but they were closing at 12 also. Sean looked so sad that he missed this opportunity, shit was weird. We ended up further down the road where we ate at the Mad Greek Cafe. It wasn't bad and we all left pretty stuffed. So we headed back on the I-15 towards VEGAS!!!!! We arrived at Palazzo somewhere between 2-4am, I have no idea. Where we checked in and went in our suite. We laid out all the shit that was gonna F us up that night on the table and stared at it. Dean made us drink this strong as Chinese drink. Oh man, the alcohol was literally burning the paper cups we poured it in as it started dripping from the bottom of the cup. We all took it in and damn did that shit BURN. I felt the burning sensation all the way down and I kept coughing cuz that shit did not go down well. After that, we had some Bailey Irish drink that tasted awful too. So after our pre-drink, we walked over to the Venetian to play some PAI-GOW! The great thing about pai gow is that you can split quite often which means infi drinks for everyone at the table. The table sat 6 which was perfect because there was 6 of us. This dealer named "king" was freaken legit along with this one Chinese floorman who kept fucking with us. Navied got fucken drunk and he kept yelling random mandarin words lmao. The dealer with 0 guests at the other table kept over hearing our convos and laughing cuz everyone was fucken drunk. We were there for hours with everyone drinking a fuck ton except me. I wanted to drink a little but I was feeling pretty shitty being tired and that chinese drinking burning my soul. After I lost my stack around 8am, I headed back first so I can finally sleep. I fell asleep on the couch, but was woken up to 3 different cell phones ringing at the same time because someone put the dead bolt on so that Tuan, Bryan, and Navied couldn't come in. I was the first one to come up, and I saw Dean and Sean passed out when I woke up so it was one of them two who locked everyone out. When I opened the door, Navied was so mad it was insane.

Navied when he was locked outside "man, I ain't fucken paying for this shit if I can't sleep inside"

I woke up like past 1pm to see Bryan and Dean saying there going to the spa downstairs while Tuan, Navied, and Sean were KNOCKED out. The couch i slept on was connected at the top to the other couch Tuan slept on. Man, that fucker kicked me multiple times when we were sleeping - on my arm, leg, and my head once. Fucken "no class" even in his sleep! While everyone was fucken hungover, we somehow convinced our selves that we wanted to attend the pre-release (@ 3pm) lol.................We somehow got ready and as we were heading out, Sean had to call it quits because he said he felt like he was gonna puke. So me, Navied, and Tuan headed outside to catch a cab to some local shop holding the pre-release. We get there, and there is literally like 90 people waiting to play. Tuan immediately sits down at a curb (still hungover) and we know this isn't a good sign. After analyzing the situation, we kind of agreed that this shit is gonna take too long and wasn't worth it. So we spent basically 40+ dollars on taxi fees just to watch other people open packs.

Random Noob "dude, I open venser's journal!"

So we get back like 4-5pm ish to our room where everyone is still kind of recovering from the alcohol last night. Sean looked a lot better so we decided to go eat. Everyone else had food or ate, so me, Navied, and Sean decided to hit up the Lux Cafe or some shit downstairs. Sean got his favorite fried food - fish and chips, I got some kind of burger with bacon strips and Navied ate his usual vegetarian bullshit. Food was pretty good, even though we stuffed our selves with the free bread lol.

Nothing spectacular happened that night, half of us hit up the poker table while the other half hit up the pai-gow action. I ended up winning a little bit due to this retard accidentally raising me with a $100 chip when he meant to call with his $5 dollar chips. Yea... I had a flush, he had two pair...GG NO RE.

Than Sean was fucked up on something and Dean wanted to "grab titties" so we headed out to a strip club late into the night. I ended up getting robbed like usual but was fun overall cuz we were in Vegas. Good thing Chris wasn't there, he tends to throw up on strippers!!

The night ended pretty quietly this time with people just eating a late night meal while catching some Blake Griffin highlights.

Sunday - the day of return

Everyone started waking each other up cuz our checkout time was 12pm. We got our shit, put it in our Xaos van and headed over to the Palms where Sean's room for Monday was. We got there, watched the ending of the OKC vs Miami game on the casino floor. Damn that was close, I hate when Miami Douchebags win. We looked around for food and ended up eating at the cafe. The meal wasn't bad and we headed back to Sean's room to finish the Lakers game. The C's dominated us and everyone felt like shit. That is around the top I took a shot of something. After the game ended, we ended up watching training day for a bit before we decided to head back home.

In the car, we were doing our usual bashing of people and Bryan came up. Now, Bryan once said that young Hermione in the Chamber of Secrets looked better than current Emma Watson. I think her age was around 13 when she filmed that. Than we started talking about how we always see hot high school girls latetly but we can't stare. Than out of no where, Tuan is like, you got "chamber'd". The whole car started busting up and I was yelling "chamber'd" left and right. Tuan invented the new word for when you get owned for being a pedo - chamber'd!. That was the start of a epic car ride.

This whole car ride, we been talking about how Barstow is getting closer and closer and the "magical del" is approaching. Somewhere in the car ride, I ended up taking two more shots of something. When we finally got there, I ordered 2 tostads and 5 Barstow classic tacos!!!! I gave one of my tostadas to Navied and somehow ate the rest. I don't know how but I ate those tacos pretty quick. So in the car ride, I'm starting to lose control and my head is kind of spinning. About less than a hour into the car ride, I yell to Tuan "pull over". Someone said "the exit is soon" and I'm thinking too late...... PUKEEEEEEEEEE, I'm talking mad del taco shit coming out of my mouth, fucken all over the rental van. I fucken hit Tuan on the back of his sweater (barely), his hand, all over the center console. The CD's got hit, cell phone (REALLY sorry Tuan), sun glasses case, spare change, food, EVERYTHING POSSIBLE GOT HIT. I wasn't done either, I went for a round 2 of puke where I went to town like a boomer all over myself and the van floor. The look people had was priceless. Dean was frozen still, like he just been contaminated with the T-Virus with his hands all over this face. He took some puke on his boots and bottom of the jeans. Navied was laughing hardcore cuz he was in the back out of harms way and just enjoying the show. Bryan couldn't stop saying "oh my god" and kept repeating himself in shock for like 5 mins. Tuan was actually relieved that I didn't puke all over his back. I was in complete shock myself until we pulled into the gas station. I was just DRENCHED in fucken del taco puke. I had it all over my sweater, hands, shorts, legs, all over my shoe and socks. Man, some of that ground beef went inside my shoe, fucken nasty dude. I was a walking FAT TACO.

So we went to a gas station where I changed into clean clothes and threw away the shit covered in puke. This was a shitty ass gas station too, and had to go to the women's stall to find any sort of paper towels. While I was in the bathroom, I heard Tuan used the window cleaner stick from the gas station to scrape out the puke out of the van. Fucken nasty. I grabbed my old shirts from my bag to clean up some of the mess I made so that we can head back home. Bryan couldn't bear the smell so he bought air fresheners from the gas station. We somehow made it back home after what I did to our Xaos van. I do apologize to everyone in the car, my bad. Too bad Sean missed it.

After the puke, Tuan - "Eddie, the del taco cheese from your puke....that shit wasn't even chewed, wtf"

LOLOLOLOL - the whole car busted up. Man, even though I puked all over myself (and others),this will be a story never forgotten. Even if it did cost me $200 for the detailing. FML

Before I go, thanks to everyone who made this trip possible. I owe everyone a huge thanks for everything, considering you guys paid for more stuff than me. Especially you Tuan, thanks for driving both ways. Thx David, really appreciate the Xaos van. AND FINALLY, REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE PUKE. -_-



By request, Dean's wife - Han Jang Hee


(David's favorite team)


("no comment")


(Nike top, ADIDAS shoes... wtf?)

Countdown...

1st Countdown - Basketball League

So.... me, Sean, Bryan, Navied, David, other David, James, Tuan, and Mike all decided to join a basketball league. I don't know how well we will play but it's gonna be hella fun regardless. I can't wait to play indoors where I'll go all crazy in the post like a mailman! I need to work on my freethrows... HOPEFULLY I shoot 50%... FML. Hopefully I don't choke and clank a pair in a close game in the last 1min or something -_-. Hack-a-Ehd FTW?? Don't worry, David shoots worse FTs than me =P

2nd Countdown - VEGAS BITCH

Bunch of us are going to Vegas in 2 weeks and its gonna be EPIC. I don't know the details yet except that we MIGHT pre-release down there if we aren't hungover too much lol....

3rd Countdown - Final Scars draft for rating

So, the top 3 - me, Sean Navied are in a deadlock and this final draft will decide who is King of Scars before we reset rating for the new set. Sean is #1 at 1681 / Navied is #2 at 1675 / I'm #3 at 1673.... fuck. I was 1690 but I fucken 1-2 last week.... ugh. My deck wasn't good but I really think I should of 2-1. Either way, this final draft settles everything, including a certain bet I have with Navied. I better not lose after all the shit I talk. Fucken Navied talks so much shitttttttttt, I've never talked so much shit in my life till recently cuz of Navied (F U).

Speaking of just drafting strats, I can't get myself to draft aggro anymore. I don't know, unless I get a really strong core of aggressive creatures, I find my self losing to just random 4/4s and shit after they deal with my early stuff. I also prefer control-ish style decks because I have a excuse to play more LANDS. I am so sick of mana screws and playing 18-19 plus mana sources feel so much better. All my success in scars have come from drafting U (my favorite color in scars lol). I should branch out more and practice but the new set is coming so w/e lol. I used to actually prefer drafting more aggro but over the years, I just find my self taking walls and wall like creatures high. Kind of weird because I LOVE aggro in constructed and hate control. While in limited, I prefer control and hate aggro. Maybe I'll switch it up and try new things. The new set does seem faster with more ways to metalcraft, battle cry mechanic, along with other colors gaining proliferate (no... I'm not drafting infect). I'm really excited for the new set and maybe I'll gain my aggro identity back (probably not).

The OG Korean hottie - Hyori Lee


(yes you are)


(the slanted glare)


(vacation time!)


(always gotta have one cute pose)

update before the (20)11s

CLIPPERSSSSSSSSSSSSS

So a bunch of us saw them Wed. night vs the Jazz and it was amazing. So we ended up getting a whole box suite to ourselves (minus 4 strangers) where we just went wild every time Blake DUNKED or Jordan got a BLOCK (he had 7 that game!). So we all met up at the Magic Johnson statue and made our way into our B-49 suite. We got there early so we got a bunch of nachos, popcorn, soda, beer, etc. before the game. All of us pig'd out cause we were hungry before the game started. Clippers played a great 1st half where we were up by 6 I believe going into half-time. We ended up getting crushed in the 2nd half (mainly cuz of big AL...) where they scored on us at will. Man, the Clippers offense is so bad.... all they have are basic high school plays, fucken Vinny. Clippers also need to learn to make some FTs...... Even though we lost, it was a ton of fun and plan on going to a few more before the season ends (PLAYOFFS!!!!! jk). I did end up getting a Blake Griffin shirt though (yea, I'm a fanboy).

Yea...so I finally 3-0'd again in a long time in SoM. I hate this set dude, I'm either winning with rares or losing to them...I feel dirty either way. I know bombs are part of every limited format and me winning last week had some help. But like a grip of rares in scars is playable. So you got bombs everywhere and rares that are basically like strong uncommon level. It's seriously annoying when every time I play a match, everyone and there fn grandma has rares. What happened to just winning with commons?? Guess that's in the past. I don't know, I may be just ranting but that is what I feel a lot. I still like drafting U/b/r - ish control decks but I've been pretty open to draft anything lately. I luckily beat Tuan and his homeboy x 2 (thx mana screw). Seriously, Tuan has had that rare like 12 times already. And yes.... I still hate infect.

Introducing - Han Ga In

(I love flowers too!)


(DAMN....leather gloves!)


(the shifty eyes....Tuan told me to be careful when you see this)

wtf fedex....

So, I recently shipped out a kimchi refrigerator to Oklahoma that a customer purchased. I used fedex ground and it usually takes 3-4 days. After like 5 days, my customer calls me to ask about the situation. I look up the status with the tracking number online and it shows that its "in transit". The only thing I can say is to wait another day to see if it arrives. A day later, she calls again saying if I can find out more detail on why its taking so long. So I call fedex and find out they lost my package..... AWESOME. I tell the customer this and of course she starts bitching at me like its my fault that fedex randomly loses shit sometimes. I understand there a HUGE company and they lose stuff occasionally but it sucks when it happens to you lol. Anyways, I sent out ANOTHER refrigerator because the customer wanted it really bad. Turns out she made kimchi in advance in preparation of receiving the refrigerator and now there going to go "bad" cause she has no where to put it in....fucken korean old mom. So I asked fedex if they can ship it out overnight cause they kind of owe me for screwing up my first order. They said no, so did the supervisor....what a douche. So I call a different department and go WTF and they said they will send it overnight at the cost of ground shipping. This was fine with me because I was going to get reimbursed for the first shipment. So I shipped it out, hoping everything was done with. When it arrives in Oklahoma next day, I get a call with her even more pissed off because fedex beat the shit out of the box.


(thx fedex....retards...)

The box when it left our warehouse was wrapped SEVERAL times in that plastic wrapper thing all around with fragile stickers. It arrives to my customer with rips that a badger would do with dents and scratches all over the refrigerator. It was also non-functional when plugged in. I don't know what they did but now I had to call fedex and file a claim. I had to write a bunch of BS on some form, have the right paperwork and a bunch of phone calls. Seriously, this was the worst thing ever because I spent so much time on ONE ITEM because fedex fucked me. I could of been doing so much other work but nope. I also recently got back my "lost" refrigerator from the first shipment. Box was kind of worn but there was ZERO scratches on that one. I don't know how a lost fedex ground has no damage and the one sent priority overmail was beat by a baseball bat. Fucken fedex dude...I call that place so much, I memorized there 1-800 number, shit.... I'm never using them ever again.

Onto next story, so I was at commerce casino recently and this crazy hand happened. I was at the same table with Dean at the 40 no limit. I wasn't in the hand but Dean was big blind with like 3 callers. Flop was like K 7 5 (2 spades) turn was like a random number and river was A of spades. Dean was betting out the whole time and on the river, it was heads up versus this white dude in a beanie hat. He goes all in and Dean calls. Dean flips over K 7 for two pair. He goes "I beat you dawg" and flips over K 10 of clubs i think. We were like damn that sucks, cuz Dean probably commited almost a 100 dollars that hand. We thought he had a straight, than a flush, than a better two pair. Everyone was so confused for a while, than realized, this foo only had top pair LOL. He literally thought he won, it was hilarious. The way he threw down his cards to the table with that line of "I beat you dawg" was priceless. Than he started clapping his hands like crazy because he thought he won this HUGE pot. Than Dean reversed it and started clapping his hands too after he realize he won. The whole table started busting up and kept saying that line over and over. That shit never got old.


Sorry I haven't posted in so long.... but I'll introduce Kim Tae Hee

(yea...she's checking you out...no, not you Tuan)


(I love stalker pics...)


(yea, you always gotta check if she's got good legs)

nooooo my stats!!! (nba fantasy update)

So, we are currently on week 3 in fantasy basketball. I'm playing James this week and the stats are very close. Majority of the week is still left so I will wait and see before I panic. I do have PAUL MILLSAP on my team who raped the shit out of Miami with his 46 point game including 3-3 on 3s. Paul never shoots 3s lol......I did however get owned by dropping Dunleavy because he exploded last night for 31 point including SIX 3 pointers.... FML

We do 9 stats on yahoo fantasy and my current standings so far is 12-5-1 in 2nd place. I 5-3-1 Bryan (owned his ass) week one and CRUSHED ALEX week 2 with a blow out 7-2. Hopefully I can get some more ridiculous games from Millsap so I crush James.

Speaking of just NBA, Lakers are freaken 8-0 and don't show signs of slowing down at all. Kobe is doing good and Pau is just playing out of his mind. Our bench has such depth and I feel with Bynum's return (YEA RIGHT) we are going to destroy everyone. Three peat PLZZZZZZZZ.


(and James said I picked him up too early at round 5... lol)



(Justin Bieber - pimp status)


Tuan's gonna "hoot" his way to a 3-0 this week

wtf drivers

Look, I'm not saying I'm the perfect driver or anything, but some people are just awful drivers. It's something we can't avoid and I'll live with that. But man, why don't people EVER check their blind spot. I almost get hit weekly in LA when I'm on the freeway because people never check their blind spot. Just because you signal, don't mean the fucken freeway open up like your moses or some shit. LOOK IDIOT, before you change lanes. They teach this shit when you try to get a permit for a reason, so you don't get into dumbass accidents.

I also hate dick drivers who waste MY fn time. Like, why don't people signal at 4 way stop signs, like seriously WTF. Like, I'm trying to go straight and this guy on the left came before me by like one second, so obviously I have to wait and let him pass. Next thing you know, he turns right and wastes my time. He could of signaled his right blinker but NOOOO. Asshole. Ok... before you call me some impatient douche who bitches about ONE fn second, see my point of view first (fucken judger). This shit happens DAILY to me. There is a grip of stop signs where I live and it gets annoying after a while. Like, what are you trying to do, save on battery life or some shit. What's worse is when your both across from each other, and it looks like you guys are both just gonna go straight but NOPE. Mother fucker turns left with NO SIGNAL and tries to get in a collision with me. Like really.....this is way worse than the scenario above but some people are retarded as fuck.

Speaking of retards... check out this website LAMEBOOK

It's a collection of all the bad shit (and some good) that people post on facebook. I'm sure some of it is fake (hopefully most...) because if some of the shit I read is real, our race has no future...

Open the pix in a new link or tab to enlarge

Sample #1

(The TYPO section is my favorite lol)

Sample #2

(Someone give this guy a BET award)


Before I go...my wife - Jessica Jung


(love and peace!)


(When I told her I'm in a close game 3 vs Sean)


(When I told her I 1-2 the draft.....)


(Buying a puppy solves everything, no jk)

O - M - G - don't stare too long......