update before the (20)11s

CLIPPERSSSSSSSSSSSSS

So a bunch of us saw them Wed. night vs the Jazz and it was amazing. So we ended up getting a whole box suite to ourselves (minus 4 strangers) where we just went wild every time Blake DUNKED or Jordan got a BLOCK (he had 7 that game!). So we all met up at the Magic Johnson statue and made our way into our B-49 suite. We got there early so we got a bunch of nachos, popcorn, soda, beer, etc. before the game. All of us pig'd out cause we were hungry before the game started. Clippers played a great 1st half where we were up by 6 I believe going into half-time. We ended up getting crushed in the 2nd half (mainly cuz of big AL...) where they scored on us at will. Man, the Clippers offense is so bad.... all they have are basic high school plays, fucken Vinny. Clippers also need to learn to make some FTs...... Even though we lost, it was a ton of fun and plan on going to a few more before the season ends (PLAYOFFS!!!!! jk). I did end up getting a Blake Griffin shirt though (yea, I'm a fanboy).

Yea...so I finally 3-0'd again in a long time in SoM. I hate this set dude, I'm either winning with rares or losing to them...I feel dirty either way. I know bombs are part of every limited format and me winning last week had some help. But like a grip of rares in scars is playable. So you got bombs everywhere and rares that are basically like strong uncommon level. It's seriously annoying when every time I play a match, everyone and there fn grandma has rares. What happened to just winning with commons?? Guess that's in the past. I don't know, I may be just ranting but that is what I feel a lot. I still like drafting U/b/r - ish control decks but I've been pretty open to draft anything lately. I luckily beat Tuan and his homeboy x 2 (thx mana screw). Seriously, Tuan has had that rare like 12 times already. And yes.... I still hate infect.

Introducing - Han Ga In

(I love flowers too!)


(DAMN....leather gloves!)


(the shifty eyes....Tuan told me to be careful when you see this)

wtf fedex....

So, I recently shipped out a kimchi refrigerator to Oklahoma that a customer purchased. I used fedex ground and it usually takes 3-4 days. After like 5 days, my customer calls me to ask about the situation. I look up the status with the tracking number online and it shows that its "in transit". The only thing I can say is to wait another day to see if it arrives. A day later, she calls again saying if I can find out more detail on why its taking so long. So I call fedex and find out they lost my package..... AWESOME. I tell the customer this and of course she starts bitching at me like its my fault that fedex randomly loses shit sometimes. I understand there a HUGE company and they lose stuff occasionally but it sucks when it happens to you lol. Anyways, I sent out ANOTHER refrigerator because the customer wanted it really bad. Turns out she made kimchi in advance in preparation of receiving the refrigerator and now there going to go "bad" cause she has no where to put it in....fucken korean old mom. So I asked fedex if they can ship it out overnight cause they kind of owe me for screwing up my first order. They said no, so did the supervisor....what a douche. So I call a different department and go WTF and they said they will send it overnight at the cost of ground shipping. This was fine with me because I was going to get reimbursed for the first shipment. So I shipped it out, hoping everything was done with. When it arrives in Oklahoma next day, I get a call with her even more pissed off because fedex beat the shit out of the box.


(thx fedex....retards...)

The box when it left our warehouse was wrapped SEVERAL times in that plastic wrapper thing all around with fragile stickers. It arrives to my customer with rips that a badger would do with dents and scratches all over the refrigerator. It was also non-functional when plugged in. I don't know what they did but now I had to call fedex and file a claim. I had to write a bunch of BS on some form, have the right paperwork and a bunch of phone calls. Seriously, this was the worst thing ever because I spent so much time on ONE ITEM because fedex fucked me. I could of been doing so much other work but nope. I also recently got back my "lost" refrigerator from the first shipment. Box was kind of worn but there was ZERO scratches on that one. I don't know how a lost fedex ground has no damage and the one sent priority overmail was beat by a baseball bat. Fucken fedex dude...I call that place so much, I memorized there 1-800 number, shit.... I'm never using them ever again.

Onto next story, so I was at commerce casino recently and this crazy hand happened. I was at the same table with Dean at the 40 no limit. I wasn't in the hand but Dean was big blind with like 3 callers. Flop was like K 7 5 (2 spades) turn was like a random number and river was A of spades. Dean was betting out the whole time and on the river, it was heads up versus this white dude in a beanie hat. He goes all in and Dean calls. Dean flips over K 7 for two pair. He goes "I beat you dawg" and flips over K 10 of clubs i think. We were like damn that sucks, cuz Dean probably commited almost a 100 dollars that hand. We thought he had a straight, than a flush, than a better two pair. Everyone was so confused for a while, than realized, this foo only had top pair LOL. He literally thought he won, it was hilarious. The way he threw down his cards to the table with that line of "I beat you dawg" was priceless. Than he started clapping his hands like crazy because he thought he won this HUGE pot. Than Dean reversed it and started clapping his hands too after he realize he won. The whole table started busting up and kept saying that line over and over. That shit never got old.


Sorry I haven't posted in so long.... but I'll introduce Kim Tae Hee

(yea...she's checking you out...no, not you Tuan)


(I love stalker pics...)


(yea, you always gotta check if she's got good legs)

nooooo my stats!!! (nba fantasy update)

So, we are currently on week 3 in fantasy basketball. I'm playing James this week and the stats are very close. Majority of the week is still left so I will wait and see before I panic. I do have PAUL MILLSAP on my team who raped the shit out of Miami with his 46 point game including 3-3 on 3s. Paul never shoots 3s lol......I did however get owned by dropping Dunleavy because he exploded last night for 31 point including SIX 3 pointers.... FML

We do 9 stats on yahoo fantasy and my current standings so far is 12-5-1 in 2nd place. I 5-3-1 Bryan (owned his ass) week one and CRUSHED ALEX week 2 with a blow out 7-2. Hopefully I can get some more ridiculous games from Millsap so I crush James.

Speaking of just NBA, Lakers are freaken 8-0 and don't show signs of slowing down at all. Kobe is doing good and Pau is just playing out of his mind. Our bench has such depth and I feel with Bynum's return (YEA RIGHT) we are going to destroy everyone. Three peat PLZZZZZZZZ.


(and James said I picked him up too early at round 5... lol)



(Justin Bieber - pimp status)


Tuan's gonna "hoot" his way to a 3-0 this week

wtf drivers

Look, I'm not saying I'm the perfect driver or anything, but some people are just awful drivers. It's something we can't avoid and I'll live with that. But man, why don't people EVER check their blind spot. I almost get hit weekly in LA when I'm on the freeway because people never check their blind spot. Just because you signal, don't mean the fucken freeway open up like your moses or some shit. LOOK IDIOT, before you change lanes. They teach this shit when you try to get a permit for a reason, so you don't get into dumbass accidents.

I also hate dick drivers who waste MY fn time. Like, why don't people signal at 4 way stop signs, like seriously WTF. Like, I'm trying to go straight and this guy on the left came before me by like one second, so obviously I have to wait and let him pass. Next thing you know, he turns right and wastes my time. He could of signaled his right blinker but NOOOO. Asshole. Ok... before you call me some impatient douche who bitches about ONE fn second, see my point of view first (fucken judger). This shit happens DAILY to me. There is a grip of stop signs where I live and it gets annoying after a while. Like, what are you trying to do, save on battery life or some shit. What's worse is when your both across from each other, and it looks like you guys are both just gonna go straight but NOPE. Mother fucker turns left with NO SIGNAL and tries to get in a collision with me. Like really.....this is way worse than the scenario above but some people are retarded as fuck.

Speaking of retards... check out this website LAMEBOOK

It's a collection of all the bad shit (and some good) that people post on facebook. I'm sure some of it is fake (hopefully most...) because if some of the shit I read is real, our race has no future...

Open the pix in a new link or tab to enlarge

Sample #1

(The TYPO section is my favorite lol)

Sample #2

(Someone give this guy a BET award)


Before I go...my wife - Jessica Jung


(love and peace!)


(When I told her I'm in a close game 3 vs Sean)


(When I told her I 1-2 the draft.....)


(Buying a puppy solves everything, no jk)

O - M - G - don't stare too long......

Pre-release + Initial Thoughts

So, Scars of Mirrodin has finally arrived and everyone loves a new draft format. RoE was definitely a awesome set and it will be missed but it is time to move on. Mainly because I dominated the format and was not King, but EMPEROR of RoE. Thats right bitches, fools better recognize.

So I crashed at Sean's pad and woke up around 7:40 am or so. Cho and Navied showed up shortly afterwards and we were on our way out to win us some packs (something Bryan can't do). Of course we had to get our usual pre-release breakfast, so we stopped at Del so we can have energy to stomp some noobs. We decided to go to the pre-release in Raddison @ LAX. Cho was only going to draft so Navied and Sean went in the 1st wave while I waited for Tuan's ass so we can get in a different wave. Tuan took a little while cause he was pretty drunk the night before. Can you believe Tuan, he tried to use hangover as a excuse for not winning packs - no class but what do I expect from a Viet. Anywayz, Sean had a decent sealed highlight being the red dragon while Navied's was definitely worse. Sean ended up 3-0-1 to win 6 packs while Navied ended up 3-1 to win 3 packs .

I opened a very aggressive R/W deck with the highlights being Embersmith x2 / Myrsmith / Precursor Golem / True Conviction (BOMB) / and like 5 removal spells. I don't know why they do this but, 4-0 gets 12 packs / 3-0-1 gets 6 packs / 3-1 gets 3. So you get more packs if you just play it out than split. So we agree to split 7-7 and play for the final pack. My opponent was some cocky ass foo who thought he was hawt shit. He was not impressive at all and was a dick by saying "I shouldn't of split after he beat me" - faggot. He also try to act like hes hawt shit by telling me about MODO (magic online) and how he never splits 8-4 and shit. He didn't even know there was a split button on MODO just a few years back. Seriously, he had the most ridiculous sealed and that was the only reason why he was x-0. I did play like shit that round though lol.

Tuan opened a amazing B/W deck with solid creatures and removal + myr battlesphere. I think he had like Skinrender x2 also. He ended up 3-1 and lost in the earlier rounds to the guy I lost in the finals. Funny thing is, we got our justice at the judge's table. So they were handing out prizes, and the judge told the judge handing out packs the WRONG prize layout. So 3-0-1 and 3-1 got THREE extra packs lolololol. So the 4-0 faggot got 12 and gave me 4 packs, and I got 6 from the judge's table bring my total to 10. Tuan also got 6 packs. GG no re son. As I got my product and was walking out, Sean in a low voice was like "hey, did you get extra packs" in FRONT of the 4-0 FAGGOT who was getting water near by lolololool. I was trying to hold it in as I waved some random "lets GTFO" hand signal. So we had well over a draft set for a 8 man and brought all them packs (MONEY!!!) back to Sean's so we can draft Sunday.

So we got back to Irvine, headed to Stonefire Grill (BOMB- 1st pick) where we FEASTED like Kings. We had just earned (sort of) 30 packs and we thought we deserved a good dinner. Everyone ordered a bunch of food and Sean got pasta for everyone also. We stuffed our selves until we couldn't eat that night (victory feels real nice). We kind of agreed that it was good Bryan didn't come, cause it would have been a awkward dinner with him. He never wins packs and it would of been a real sad dinner for him(happy birthday though).

We drafted 3 times now, and the set is kind of complex. I just feel like there is a lot more decisions in drafting than the last few sets. I might be exaggerating in the difficulty because it is still real early into the format. I also feel there are a lot more decisions in my games than before. Everyone is making a ton of mistakes lately. I am not a fan of infect so far. I think the deck can be done but it requires like only 2 people in a 8 man pod for it too work. Otherwise, the infect shit is spread too thin and all the infect decks look like a pile of shit. White is my favorite color as it has aggressive cheap flyers such as Glint Hawk and the Idol as well as Arrest. It's hard for me to gauge colors and stuff right now cause it's still too early.

I'll end this with Bryan's wife.... Nicole from KARA

(Wow Bryan, she is 16.... Pedo Bear much? JK, she's 19 I think...)

(Awww, so cute)

(The young "grown up" look)

bromance

There are specific times in life where guys bond (no homo). An event that can leads to this can be anything ranging from dinner to a camping trip. I recently had a moment (seriously NO HOMO) with Navied and Bryan not too long ago over dinner at La Capilla. Before I even get into brah-mance, I gotta explain La Capilla because it deserves attention.

La Capilla was this mexican restraunt we went to when Xaos was around. It was on the other side of the plaza next to that nasty pho place. We used to go there all the time to get the burrito especial or something while at Xaos. Than one day, Chris Erickson recommended to me that I get the arrozo con pollo + tortilla soup. So did exactly that and HOLY SHIT. The tortilla soup is like a vegetable soup they make plus like this CLUMP of cheese they throw into this tiny soup. Sounds gross but it's really good. The arrozo con pollo is like this chicken over rice dish that is just COVERED IN CHEESE. Oh man, if you love cheese and chicken, you will absolutely love this dish. Seriously never get sick of it. I am seriously forever in debt to Erickson because he introduce me to this insane dish. Would of never known if it wasn't for him. Sadly, we found out that La Capilla closed one day (maybe 3-ish years back) because Bryan told me it wasn't there anymore. That was a sad sad day and we thought we had lost our arrozo con pollo forever. Than one day(6months ago-ish), while going to Jason Cho's pad, we spotted a La Capilla (located in La Palma) and wondered if that is the same place as the one in Anaheim. Navied and Bryan went to confirm and he told me the arrozo con pollo "was fucken good" so I was sold. Since than we have gone several times to our favorite mexican "cheese" joint. So if you want cheese, go there - THE PANDA SAID SO.

Anywayz..... onto the main story. So during dinner, we were just eating a ton of good food, just chillin and talking about random shit. I don't know at what point, but somewhere in that dinner, all 3 of us just clicked. We chatted for hours about random shit from magic to girls. We must of talked for 2 hours at the restaurant and another hour outside by our cars. That is just how much fun we were having that night, just trollin' each other and shit. Well, more like trollin' Bryan for all his looseness + girls but whatever. Now, don't be all jealous and shit cause I did this with Navied and Bryan and not you. I've had bromance moments (no homo) with bunch of my friends and there is plenty of bear to go around so don't worry.

Some topics we discussed.....Bryan is offically a pimp now for some reason. He has TWO girls latching onto him and he doesn't know what to do. Obviously he prefers one to the other but, he has room to test the waters for now. Of course Navied (the porn director) immediately suggested a 3 some because it will never come around again. Seriously though, I've been around Bryan a lot latetly, and foo texts some girl 24/7 non stop. He went from 5 texts a week to 100000, that he was forced to switch to a unlimited text plan in less than a week. Damn son, latched on much?

So where is my part in this with hot korean girls and shit? Well there is none because I am gay and madly in love with Tuan (not really, because he can't win packs at pre-releases...)

Quote of the night by Navied (regarding the girls)
"Bryan, you got a lot of room for misplay right now, but you got epic room for punting"

Side note - Navied seriously looks like a porn director doesn't he?

Side note #2 - Do you know, Navied turned down a fucken 3 some.... WTF (and no it wasn't with nasty girls)

Might as well introduce Navied's wife now..... Kim Ha Yul

(One word....damn..)

(I'm checking out the car, for reals)

(The cute pose -_-)

Damn...she's hawt

Final notes - I am king of RoE and will move onto SoM.....so stop trying Navied, you can't dethrone me.

Would not bang

All guys grade girls differently. People have different tastes and "that's fine" (Chris). What someone would find a 7/10 will be 4/10 in some people's book. There is also the e-standard that we know of. It is mainly used to grade celebrities or models. The e-standard is usually used separately for the super hawt but it can transfer over to the real world. This happens because your too used to seeing internet pics and set the bar too high (probably cause you ain't getting any). Now, don't go calling me out and shit cause you think I'm dissing your girl or something. This is something well understood by all guys so just chill before you judge me.....bitch.

Now, I will admit I have seen some girls that someone considers "decent" to be flat out nasty. But it's never just ME though ok. Like 10 people will confirm that I am right and that one guy had to be drunk (let's hope).

Example in LA - So we're at this 24/7 Korean restaurant on 6th and Alexandria and I think it's me, Alex the platoon leader, Matt the reformed Korean, and I think Ed. So we order and we over hear this group of asians next to us talking. This one dude pulls out his phone and shows his friends a picture of a girl.

Fail (The guy bragging about some girl) - "Dude, isn't she hot?"

Friend A - "Uhhhh.... no"

Friend B - "Dude, I wouldn't even bang her"


LOL.....let's be realistic here for a moment. Most guys would bang pretty much anything. If you bang a 3/10, no one isn't gonna give you too much shit. Dating a 3/10 and banging is wayyyyyyy different ok. So if someone wouldn't bang, that means that chick is a fucken 1/10. Feel bad for the guy, but his homies gotta be real with him. He looked crushed after he heard his friend's comments lol. Worst part is, we had to contain our laughter cause we didn't wanna be douche and admit we overheard this convo.

Might as well introduce Matt's wife now.....


(The Korean Barbie - Han Chae Young)


(The "Classy" look)


(Who doesn't love long island iced tea)


(Holy mother of...... Father, I have sinned)