nooooo my stats!!! (nba fantasy update)

So, we are currently on week 3 in fantasy basketball. I'm playing James this week and the stats are very close. Majority of the week is still left so I will wait and see before I panic. I do have PAUL MILLSAP on my team who raped the shit out of Miami with his 46 point game including 3-3 on 3s. Paul never shoots 3s lol......I did however get owned by dropping Dunleavy because he exploded last night for 31 point including SIX 3 pointers.... FML

We do 9 stats on yahoo fantasy and my current standings so far is 12-5-1 in 2nd place. I 5-3-1 Bryan (owned his ass) week one and CRUSHED ALEX week 2 with a blow out 7-2. Hopefully I can get some more ridiculous games from Millsap so I crush James.

Speaking of just NBA, Lakers are freaken 8-0 and don't show signs of slowing down at all. Kobe is doing good and Pau is just playing out of his mind. Our bench has such depth and I feel with Bynum's return (YEA RIGHT) we are going to destroy everyone. Three peat PLZZZZZZZZ.


(and James said I picked him up too early at round 5... lol)



(Justin Bieber - pimp status)


Tuan's gonna "hoot" his way to a 3-0 this week

wtf drivers

Look, I'm not saying I'm the perfect driver or anything, but some people are just awful drivers. It's something we can't avoid and I'll live with that. But man, why don't people EVER check their blind spot. I almost get hit weekly in LA when I'm on the freeway because people never check their blind spot. Just because you signal, don't mean the fucken freeway open up like your moses or some shit. LOOK IDIOT, before you change lanes. They teach this shit when you try to get a permit for a reason, so you don't get into dumbass accidents.

I also hate dick drivers who waste MY fn time. Like, why don't people signal at 4 way stop signs, like seriously WTF. Like, I'm trying to go straight and this guy on the left came before me by like one second, so obviously I have to wait and let him pass. Next thing you know, he turns right and wastes my time. He could of signaled his right blinker but NOOOO. Asshole. Ok... before you call me some impatient douche who bitches about ONE fn second, see my point of view first (fucken judger). This shit happens DAILY to me. There is a grip of stop signs where I live and it gets annoying after a while. Like, what are you trying to do, save on battery life or some shit. What's worse is when your both across from each other, and it looks like you guys are both just gonna go straight but NOPE. Mother fucker turns left with NO SIGNAL and tries to get in a collision with me. Like really.....this is way worse than the scenario above but some people are retarded as fuck.

Speaking of retards... check out this website LAMEBOOK

It's a collection of all the bad shit (and some good) that people post on facebook. I'm sure some of it is fake (hopefully most...) because if some of the shit I read is real, our race has no future...

Open the pix in a new link or tab to enlarge

Sample #1

(The TYPO section is my favorite lol)

Sample #2

(Someone give this guy a BET award)


Before I go...my wife - Jessica Jung


(love and peace!)


(When I told her I'm in a close game 3 vs Sean)


(When I told her I 1-2 the draft.....)


(Buying a puppy solves everything, no jk)

O - M - G - don't stare too long......

Pre-release + Initial Thoughts

So, Scars of Mirrodin has finally arrived and everyone loves a new draft format. RoE was definitely a awesome set and it will be missed but it is time to move on. Mainly because I dominated the format and was not King, but EMPEROR of RoE. Thats right bitches, fools better recognize.

So I crashed at Sean's pad and woke up around 7:40 am or so. Cho and Navied showed up shortly afterwards and we were on our way out to win us some packs (something Bryan can't do). Of course we had to get our usual pre-release breakfast, so we stopped at Del so we can have energy to stomp some noobs. We decided to go to the pre-release in Raddison @ LAX. Cho was only going to draft so Navied and Sean went in the 1st wave while I waited for Tuan's ass so we can get in a different wave. Tuan took a little while cause he was pretty drunk the night before. Can you believe Tuan, he tried to use hangover as a excuse for not winning packs - no class but what do I expect from a Viet. Anywayz, Sean had a decent sealed highlight being the red dragon while Navied's was definitely worse. Sean ended up 3-0-1 to win 6 packs while Navied ended up 3-1 to win 3 packs .

I opened a very aggressive R/W deck with the highlights being Embersmith x2 / Myrsmith / Precursor Golem / True Conviction (BOMB) / and like 5 removal spells. I don't know why they do this but, 4-0 gets 12 packs / 3-0-1 gets 6 packs / 3-1 gets 3. So you get more packs if you just play it out than split. So we agree to split 7-7 and play for the final pack. My opponent was some cocky ass foo who thought he was hawt shit. He was not impressive at all and was a dick by saying "I shouldn't of split after he beat me" - faggot. He also try to act like hes hawt shit by telling me about MODO (magic online) and how he never splits 8-4 and shit. He didn't even know there was a split button on MODO just a few years back. Seriously, he had the most ridiculous sealed and that was the only reason why he was x-0. I did play like shit that round though lol.

Tuan opened a amazing B/W deck with solid creatures and removal + myr battlesphere. I think he had like Skinrender x2 also. He ended up 3-1 and lost in the earlier rounds to the guy I lost in the finals. Funny thing is, we got our justice at the judge's table. So they were handing out prizes, and the judge told the judge handing out packs the WRONG prize layout. So 3-0-1 and 3-1 got THREE extra packs lolololol. So the 4-0 faggot got 12 and gave me 4 packs, and I got 6 from the judge's table bring my total to 10. Tuan also got 6 packs. GG no re son. As I got my product and was walking out, Sean in a low voice was like "hey, did you get extra packs" in FRONT of the 4-0 FAGGOT who was getting water near by lolololool. I was trying to hold it in as I waved some random "lets GTFO" hand signal. So we had well over a draft set for a 8 man and brought all them packs (MONEY!!!) back to Sean's so we can draft Sunday.

So we got back to Irvine, headed to Stonefire Grill (BOMB- 1st pick) where we FEASTED like Kings. We had just earned (sort of) 30 packs and we thought we deserved a good dinner. Everyone ordered a bunch of food and Sean got pasta for everyone also. We stuffed our selves until we couldn't eat that night (victory feels real nice). We kind of agreed that it was good Bryan didn't come, cause it would have been a awkward dinner with him. He never wins packs and it would of been a real sad dinner for him(happy birthday though).

We drafted 3 times now, and the set is kind of complex. I just feel like there is a lot more decisions in drafting than the last few sets. I might be exaggerating in the difficulty because it is still real early into the format. I also feel there are a lot more decisions in my games than before. Everyone is making a ton of mistakes lately. I am not a fan of infect so far. I think the deck can be done but it requires like only 2 people in a 8 man pod for it too work. Otherwise, the infect shit is spread too thin and all the infect decks look like a pile of shit. White is my favorite color as it has aggressive cheap flyers such as Glint Hawk and the Idol as well as Arrest. It's hard for me to gauge colors and stuff right now cause it's still too early.

I'll end this with Bryan's wife.... Nicole from KARA

(Wow Bryan, she is 16.... Pedo Bear much? JK, she's 19 I think...)

(Awww, so cute)

(The young "grown up" look)

bromance

There are specific times in life where guys bond (no homo). An event that can leads to this can be anything ranging from dinner to a camping trip. I recently had a moment (seriously NO HOMO) with Navied and Bryan not too long ago over dinner at La Capilla. Before I even get into brah-mance, I gotta explain La Capilla because it deserves attention.

La Capilla was this mexican restraunt we went to when Xaos was around. It was on the other side of the plaza next to that nasty pho place. We used to go there all the time to get the burrito especial or something while at Xaos. Than one day, Chris Erickson recommended to me that I get the arrozo con pollo + tortilla soup. So did exactly that and HOLY SHIT. The tortilla soup is like a vegetable soup they make plus like this CLUMP of cheese they throw into this tiny soup. Sounds gross but it's really good. The arrozo con pollo is like this chicken over rice dish that is just COVERED IN CHEESE. Oh man, if you love cheese and chicken, you will absolutely love this dish. Seriously never get sick of it. I am seriously forever in debt to Erickson because he introduce me to this insane dish. Would of never known if it wasn't for him. Sadly, we found out that La Capilla closed one day (maybe 3-ish years back) because Bryan told me it wasn't there anymore. That was a sad sad day and we thought we had lost our arrozo con pollo forever. Than one day(6months ago-ish), while going to Jason Cho's pad, we spotted a La Capilla (located in La Palma) and wondered if that is the same place as the one in Anaheim. Navied and Bryan went to confirm and he told me the arrozo con pollo "was fucken good" so I was sold. Since than we have gone several times to our favorite mexican "cheese" joint. So if you want cheese, go there - THE PANDA SAID SO.

Anywayz..... onto the main story. So during dinner, we were just eating a ton of good food, just chillin and talking about random shit. I don't know at what point, but somewhere in that dinner, all 3 of us just clicked. We chatted for hours about random shit from magic to girls. We must of talked for 2 hours at the restaurant and another hour outside by our cars. That is just how much fun we were having that night, just trollin' each other and shit. Well, more like trollin' Bryan for all his looseness + girls but whatever. Now, don't be all jealous and shit cause I did this with Navied and Bryan and not you. I've had bromance moments (no homo) with bunch of my friends and there is plenty of bear to go around so don't worry.

Some topics we discussed.....Bryan is offically a pimp now for some reason. He has TWO girls latching onto him and he doesn't know what to do. Obviously he prefers one to the other but, he has room to test the waters for now. Of course Navied (the porn director) immediately suggested a 3 some because it will never come around again. Seriously though, I've been around Bryan a lot latetly, and foo texts some girl 24/7 non stop. He went from 5 texts a week to 100000, that he was forced to switch to a unlimited text plan in less than a week. Damn son, latched on much?

So where is my part in this with hot korean girls and shit? Well there is none because I am gay and madly in love with Tuan (not really, because he can't win packs at pre-releases...)

Quote of the night by Navied (regarding the girls)
"Bryan, you got a lot of room for misplay right now, but you got epic room for punting"

Side note - Navied seriously looks like a porn director doesn't he?

Side note #2 - Do you know, Navied turned down a fucken 3 some.... WTF (and no it wasn't with nasty girls)

Might as well introduce Navied's wife now..... Kim Ha Yul

(One word....damn..)

(I'm checking out the car, for reals)

(The cute pose -_-)

Damn...she's hawt

Final notes - I am king of RoE and will move onto SoM.....so stop trying Navied, you can't dethrone me.

Would not bang

All guys grade girls differently. People have different tastes and "that's fine" (Chris). What someone would find a 7/10 will be 4/10 in some people's book. There is also the e-standard that we know of. It is mainly used to grade celebrities or models. The e-standard is usually used separately for the super hawt but it can transfer over to the real world. This happens because your too used to seeing internet pics and set the bar too high (probably cause you ain't getting any). Now, don't go calling me out and shit cause you think I'm dissing your girl or something. This is something well understood by all guys so just chill before you judge me.....bitch.

Now, I will admit I have seen some girls that someone considers "decent" to be flat out nasty. But it's never just ME though ok. Like 10 people will confirm that I am right and that one guy had to be drunk (let's hope).

Example in LA - So we're at this 24/7 Korean restaurant on 6th and Alexandria and I think it's me, Alex the platoon leader, Matt the reformed Korean, and I think Ed. So we order and we over hear this group of asians next to us talking. This one dude pulls out his phone and shows his friends a picture of a girl.

Fail (The guy bragging about some girl) - "Dude, isn't she hot?"

Friend A - "Uhhhh.... no"

Friend B - "Dude, I wouldn't even bang her"


LOL.....let's be realistic here for a moment. Most guys would bang pretty much anything. If you bang a 3/10, no one isn't gonna give you too much shit. Dating a 3/10 and banging is wayyyyyyy different ok. So if someone wouldn't bang, that means that chick is a fucken 1/10. Feel bad for the guy, but his homies gotta be real with him. He looked crushed after he heard his friend's comments lol. Worst part is, we had to contain our laughter cause we didn't wanna be douche and admit we overheard this convo.

Might as well introduce Matt's wife now.....


(The Korean Barbie - Han Chae Young)


(The "Classy" look)


(Who doesn't love long island iced tea)


(Holy mother of...... Father, I have sinned)

werk werk

I had to work 12 days straight thanks to some convention in Vegas I had to attend. Even though I been tired for about 2 weeks straight now, it was fun hanging out with co-workers in Vegas. The schedule literally was wake up early, work into the 6-ish area, dinner with workers + drinks, than hang out and more drinks. I can't even hold my alcohol so you can imagine how I felt everyday in the morning..... like shit. Last weekend felt so good even though I didn't do anything crazy. It was nice to wake up and not worry about going to work.

I did manage to see two movies this weekend. No, not fucken eat, pray, shit or something by Julia Roberts (fags). I saw Expendables which was totally bad ass. It's just old skool action at its best and was very enjoyable. You don't think about plots or what not, just the next time some random dude is gonna get shot or stabbed. If you love action movies, go check that shit out. The second movie I saw was Scott Pilgrim. It was very weird at first but you get used to the movie's "playstyle" and start enjoying it for what it is. I can see a lot of people not liking this kind of theme as it did poorly in the box office this weekend. But if you have any nerd blood in you, you will probably like this movie. I'm looking at you....fucken nerd.

Last week was great weather but of course when we play ball on sunday, it had to be hot as hell. Oh man, the heat kills your stamina and you don't feel like playing after 20 mins. I have little stamina as is, so I ran out of juice instantly for the rest of the day. I sweat so much that after the basketball session, I can literally grab my headband and squeeze the sweat out like a fucken wet rag. Gross.

Might as well end this by introducing Tuan's wife....


(and who said Korea didn't have Maxim)


(O-M-G, I mean Yo In Na)


(the glare x 100 - this is how you not only lose your bank account, but your soul....)

Delayed

Yea, I been kind of delaying my updates, so my bad. I'm just gonna talk about some random stuff so here we go.

So.... I turned 25 (GG) and I got super wasted at Gardner's bar. The worst part was when I went to say bye to Gardner, he made me drink some purple birthday drink they have. Made me take 3 double shots of that stuff. It wasn't that strong but I was pretty much already gone so yea.... On the way back to Sean's place, I made Bryan pull over where I puked a shit ton. I hurl'd at least 5 times on the sidewalk. To any morning joggers on Katella Ave, I do apologize for the mess I made. Then the fuckers did a bunch of shit to me and took photos when I was passed out in the tub.


(Bryan took pics....)

Draft - M11 is shit. I hate vanilla formats, it's so draw dependent with so little skill. Everything is just removal or random dudes and whoever has/draws more wins. Bombs are way more powerful (especially those stupid Titans) and harder to beat/deal with. Maybe I prefer RoE cause I can't stop 3-0ing (looking at you Tuan).

STARCRAFT 2 - it's bad ass, I been playing the campaign lately and it's a lot of fun. I'll start into the multi-player but I'm awful at RTS. So sad, I'm like the shitty Korean, can't drink or play SC well. FML

Make sure to RUN RUN all week.