Vegas was this weekend and we got fucked up. Trip included me, Sean, Dean, Bryan, Navied, and the Tuan.
So the trip started on Friday night where we all went to Tuan's house to meet up. Sean was there first while me and Dean arrived a little later. We were just catching the Golden State vs Bobcats game while Tuan was playing WoW. Bryan showed up shortly after and we were just waiting for Navied (typical). The van that David got us was some Chrysler mini-van with dual automatic doors. It actually wasn't that bad looking and we all owe David (more on that later...). We all had plans to go to the "magical Del" in Barstow where we planned on eating like 5 of those huge tacos. We get inside the "magical Del" at like 11:45pm where we ran into a problem.
Employee A " We are out of ground beef and chicken. We have steak and I think chili."
W-T-MEGA-FUCK
So, we basically got told they have no meat because it's closing time and it takes them too long to cook ground beef in 15 mins. Yea, we got owned and was not a good way to start off this shit. This shit is all Navied's fault cuz the fucker is always late. We tried calling the other "magical Del" but they were closing at 12 also. Sean looked so sad that he missed this opportunity, shit was weird. We ended up further down the road where we ate at the Mad Greek Cafe. It wasn't bad and we all left pretty stuffed. So we headed back on the I-15 towards VEGAS!!!!! We arrived at Palazzo somewhere between 2-4am, I have no idea. Where we checked in and went in our suite. We laid out all the shit that was gonna F us up that night on the table and stared at it. Dean made us drink this strong as Chinese drink. Oh man, the alcohol was literally burning the paper cups we poured it in as it started dripping from the bottom of the cup. We all took it in and damn did that shit BURN. I felt the burning sensation all the way down and I kept coughing cuz that shit did not go down well. After that, we had some Bailey Irish drink that tasted awful too. So after our pre-drink, we walked over to the Venetian to play some PAI-GOW! The great thing about pai gow is that you can split quite often which means infi drinks for everyone at the table. The table sat 6 which was perfect because there was 6 of us. This dealer named "king" was freaken legit along with this one Chinese floorman who kept fucking with us. Navied got fucken drunk and he kept yelling random mandarin words lmao. The dealer with 0 guests at the other table kept over hearing our convos and laughing cuz everyone was fucken drunk. We were there for hours with everyone drinking a fuck ton except me. I wanted to drink a little but I was feeling pretty shitty being tired and that chinese drinking burning my soul. After I lost my stack around 8am, I headed back first so I can finally sleep. I fell asleep on the couch, but was woken up to 3 different cell phones ringing at the same time because someone put the dead bolt on so that Tuan, Bryan, and Navied couldn't come in. I was the first one to come up, and I saw Dean and Sean passed out when I woke up so it was one of them two who locked everyone out. When I opened the door, Navied was so mad it was insane.
Navied when he was locked outside "man, I ain't fucken paying for this shit if I can't sleep inside"
I woke up like past 1pm to see Bryan and Dean saying there going to the spa downstairs while Tuan, Navied, and Sean were KNOCKED out. The couch i slept on was connected at the top to the other couch Tuan slept on. Man, that fucker kicked me multiple times when we were sleeping - on my arm, leg, and my head once. Fucken "no class" even in his sleep! While everyone was fucken hungover, we somehow convinced our selves that we wanted to attend the pre-release (@ 3pm) lol.................We somehow got ready and as we were heading out, Sean had to call it quits because he said he felt like he was gonna puke. So me, Navied, and Tuan headed outside to catch a cab to some local shop holding the pre-release. We get there, and there is literally like 90 people waiting to play. Tuan immediately sits down at a curb (still hungover) and we know this isn't a good sign. After analyzing the situation, we kind of agreed that this shit is gonna take too long and wasn't worth it. So we spent basically 40+ dollars on taxi fees just to watch other people open packs.
Random Noob "dude, I open
venser's journal!"
So we get back like 4-5pm ish to our room where everyone is still kind of recovering from the alcohol last night. Sean looked a lot better so we decided to go eat. Everyone else had food or ate, so me, Navied, and Sean decided to hit up the Lux Cafe or some shit downstairs. Sean got his favorite fried food - fish and chips, I got some kind of burger with
bacon strips and Navied ate his usual vegetarian bullshit. Food was pretty good, even though we stuffed our selves with the free bread lol.
Nothing spectacular happened that night, half of us hit up the poker table while the other half hit up the pai-gow action. I ended up winning a little bit due to this retard accidentally raising me with a $100 chip when he meant to call with his $5 dollar chips. Yea... I had a flush, he had two pair...GG NO RE.
Than Sean was fucked up on something and Dean wanted to "grab titties" so we headed out to a strip club late into the night. I ended up getting robbed like usual but was fun overall cuz we were in Vegas. Good thing Chris wasn't there, he tends to throw up on strippers!!
The night ended pretty quietly this time with people just eating a late night meal while catching some Blake Griffin highlights.
Sunday - the day of returnEveryone started waking each other up cuz our checkout time was 12pm. We got our shit, put it in our Xaos van and headed over to the Palms where Sean's room for Monday was. We got there, watched the ending of the OKC vs Miami game on the casino floor. Damn that was close, I hate when Miami Douchebags win. We looked around for food and ended up eating at the cafe. The meal wasn't bad and we headed back to Sean's room to finish the Lakers game. The C's dominated us and everyone felt like shit. That is around the top I took a shot of something. After the game ended, we ended up watching training day for a bit before we decided to head back home.
In the car, we were doing our usual bashing of people and Bryan came up. Now, Bryan once said that young
Hermione in the
Chamber of Secrets looked better than current Emma Watson. I think her age was around 13 when she filmed that. Than we started talking about how we always see hot high school girls latetly but we can't stare. Than out of no where, Tuan is like, you got "chamber'd". The whole car started busting up and I was yelling "chamber'd" left and right. Tuan invented the new word for when you get owned for being a pedo - chamber'd!. That was the start of a epic car ride.
This whole car ride, we been talking about how Barstow is getting closer and closer and the "magical del" is approaching. Somewhere in the car ride, I ended up taking two more shots of something. When we finally got there, I ordered 2 tostads and 5 Barstow classic tacos!!!! I gave one of my tostadas to Navied and somehow ate the rest. I don't know how but I ate those tacos pretty quick. So in the car ride, I'm starting to lose control and my head is kind of spinning. About less than a hour into the car ride, I yell to Tuan "pull over". Someone said "the exit is soon" and I'm thinking too late...... PUKEEEEEEEEEE, I'm talking mad del taco shit coming out of my mouth, fucken all over the rental van. I fucken hit Tuan on the back of his sweater (barely), his hand, all over the center console. The CD's got hit, cell phone (REALLY sorry Tuan), sun glasses case, spare change, food, EVERYTHING POSSIBLE GOT HIT. I wasn't done either, I went for a round 2 of puke where I went to town like
a boomer all over myself and the van floor. The look people had was priceless. Dean was frozen still, like he just been contaminated with the
T-Virus with his hands all over this face. He took some puke on his boots and bottom of the jeans. Navied was laughing hardcore cuz he was in the back out of harms way and just enjoying the show. Bryan couldn't stop saying "oh my god" and kept repeating himself in shock for like 5 mins. Tuan was actually relieved that I didn't puke all over his back. I was in complete shock myself until we pulled into the gas station. I was just DRENCHED in fucken del taco puke. I had it all over my sweater, hands, shorts, legs, all over my shoe and socks. Man, some of that ground beef went inside my shoe, fucken nasty dude. I was a walking FAT TACO.
So we went to a gas station where I changed into clean clothes and threw away the shit covered in puke. This was a shitty ass gas station too, and had to go to the women's stall to find any sort of paper towels. While I was in the bathroom, I heard Tuan used the window cleaner stick from the gas station to scrape out the puke out of the van. Fucken nasty. I grabbed my old shirts from my bag to clean up some of the mess I made so that we can head back home. Bryan couldn't bear the smell so he bought air fresheners from the gas station. We somehow made it back home after what I did to our Xaos van. I do apologize to everyone in the car, my bad. Too bad Sean missed it.
After the puke, Tuan - "Eddie, the del taco cheese from your puke....that shit wasn't even chewed, wtf"
LOLOLOLOL - the whole car busted up. Man, even though I puked all over myself (and others),this will be a story never forgotten. Even if it did cost me $200 for the detailing. FML
Before I go, thanks to everyone who made this trip possible. I owe everyone a huge thanks for everything, considering you guys paid for more stuff than me. Especially you Tuan, thanks for driving both ways. Thx David, really appreciate the Xaos van. AND FINALLY, REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE PUKE. -_-
By request, Dean's wife -
Han Jang Hee
(David's favorite team)
("no comment")
(Nike top, ADIDAS shoes... wtf?)
