Wednesday, August 31, 2011

W O W

So, it really has been that longggg since I last posted. I know, I know, the quality of my shitty writing has gotten even worse....And to top it off, I NEVER WRITE. Damn, I'm so lazy and fat. I noticed even my last few posts, it's about loose drama and kpop. Well, I love kpop and dramas so screw you all. Plus, you know you love them Korean girls as much as I do. I would love to write about a real topic but my life is so booooorrrriiinnngg. It has been almost two months since I wrote here so let me see if I can find something to talk about it...

It was my birthday on 7-22......and boy did I get FUCKED UP. I don't even remember the night. I just remember we were at Sean's and we were trying to figure out a place to go eat before I got smashed. Somehow me and Chris ended up on the discussion that we should eat at the worst place possible. We were THIS close to getting people to go to Todai's before a consensus shot us down. Damn, I want some shitty food damn it. One day people, one day we will go back to THE TODAI!! Back to story, we ended up going to Claim Jumper where I got a big ass rib eye steak. I won't lie, I got a little f'd up before the dinner so i was starting to feel it. There was so much food and my stomache hurt from over eating but I kept putting steak in my mouth till it was ALL gone. After dinner, we were outside deciding where to go. We ended up going to gardner's bar where I ended up drinking way too much....way too fast. I can't really remember the night too well from there. I know more people came and we were all having fun but it's kind of a blur. It kind of sucks that I can't remember too much but what do you expect. I'm probably allergic to alcohol and everyone forces it down my throats so fast.....fuckers. I do remember meeting Tuan's friend Sarah for the first time. We were suppose to have this EPIC kpop battle discussion but it was too loud and I was too f'd up to have one. We had one for like 5 seconds, fail. ONE DAY, I WILL CRUSH YOUR FRIEND TUAN.

God, everything is such a blur that night....I ended up in Ien's trunk where I can't remember much except puking for a minute straight outside near Sean's house. Than I passed out in the bathtub. I can't remember anything else. Supposedly, there is a bunch of fucked up pics they did to me when I was passed out but I will never know. I ACTUALLY SAW ONE PIC THAT CHRIS PEAKED AT ME. IT WAS MY HAND BEING FORCED ON SOMETHING DIRTY AS FUCK THAT BELONGED TO TUAN. YOU MOTHER FUCKERS.


(passed out like usual....)


I ended up going to Vegas for work. There is nothing excited to report since I was there for WORK. I have to wake up hella early so I'm always tired. It also didn't help that I played pai gow every night because I am obsessed with that game. Getting a new hand feels like drawing cards in magic for some reason lol. I wasn't running too hot minus my fortune bonus $5 bet on four of a kind 9s!!! I was overdue for a sack anyways.

Well, I'm out of shit to write again. I will seriously look hard into making a decent post for once, if I have any readers left that is...... -_-


Come on, you know it's impossible for me to end this without a kpop girl - SNSD Yoona

(WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Rainbow Addiction Continues......

I found out how to die and come back to life in a span of 3 minutes. You watch this vid, that's how.

Rainbow - Sweet Dream


Vid #1

Vid #2




Props to my boy Navied for returning back to the states. Glad to have you back man (no homo). Just make sure you get better at ball *cough you suck ass cough*. Anyways, I'm sure you will find your basketball rhythm soon (I really hope so...). By the way...when are we gonna LA CAPILLA?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

Release of M12 soon - core sets have always been very boring to draft and nothing in the new set shows me anything. You just draft random donks, pray for decent removals and open bombs that are borderline impossible to beat 90% of the time. I guess that is very close to a lot of drafts for some people but come on, I am not excited to be picking up hill giants all day ok. Only thing exciting me is my BOY GARRUK!!!


(my homeboy)

Monday, June 13, 2011

DALLAS MAVERICKS!!!

Grats to the Dallas Mavericks for being the 2010-2011 NBA Champs!

(Dirk Dirk Dirk Dirk!!!!)

This series was a great one and any basketball fan who watched this series will tell you the same (minus some fans down in south beach...). Every game was close and I honestly thought the series was over when the cHEAT were about to go up 2-0.............EXCEPT THAT AMAZING COMEBACK GAME 2 OMG!!!!!! Anyways, Dirk is insane. That is all. Seriously, even the games he is doing bad...come 4th quarter, the German Beast drops 10 points FOR SURE. He is just so ridiculous, especially his free throws!! To my knowledge, he set some kind of best FT% record in the post season or something. The guy is a monster at the free throw line shooting 94% in the playoffs and shooting 97% in the finals....all we can say is...DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK. So glad the cHEAT lost. Yea the whole world is out to get LeFail and it may seem unfair to some people why everyone (including the media) is bashing him to hell, especially now since he failed. But remember, he is "the choosen one" who always brags and lets his ego get ahead of himself. I honestly think if he just didn't do "the decision" he would of been fine. TOO LATE FOR THAT LOL. Anyways, I hope some rumblings happen in the off season (cough we deserve Dwight cough) and I'm looking forward to next season of the NBA (AS LONG AS WE DON'T GET SOME LOCK OUT BULLSHIT).


(why does everyone on Miami flop so much??)




My wife - Jae Kyung (from RAINBOW)


(Track and Field?)


(Selcas FTW)


(High Five)


(Everyone likes Korean BBQ)


(Group Selcas)




BONUS - Suzy (from Miss A) says Hello to Tuan

(HiHi~~~)




















CHAMBERED AGAIN DUDE - SUZY IS 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

OMG NANA

I don't have anything to write about, besides the terrible officiating from tonight's game one. Look, I know you shouldn't blame refs but DUDE......BOSH NEEDS TO STOP THAT GHEY AS FLOP SHIT. OMG MAN, HE JUST SWINGS HIS HANDS AND ARMS LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL RUNNING AWAY FROM A PEDO BEAR. Dirk got that steal clean but NOPE. BOSH SWINGING HIS ARMS LIKE A FAG....WHISTLE!!!! Man, did you also see that dirty foul on Terry when he shot that baseline 3....wow....NO FOUL BUT WE KNEW, WE KNEW WHAT LeDOUCHE DID.

Anyways, back the point of this post, I LOVE NANA (from After School). MARRY ME.


(gg no re)


(Hello~~~)


(girl don't tease!)


(hard at work)


(DEF NOT POINTING AT YOU TUAN)


(you are Nana....)



(Princess time?)

BONUS VID - AFTER SCHOOL

BONUS VID#2 - AFTER SCHOOL

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Delayed Response

Besides being truly lazy to write (yes...I suck at writing, bite me), it took a while for certain things to check in. By certain things...I mean the Lakers gone from this playoff run. Being swept was painful but I'm over it now. Dallas played great, and they're still playing great. They look almost unstoppable and it makes me wonder if anyone can even stop them. Dirk does get some pansy ass calls but that doesn't stop him from scoring a grip on you. Only thing that matters at this point is LeBron NOT WINNING A RING. I can't believe the Bulls let the cHEAT take home court advantage away from them that easily. Bah, I hope Chicago plays well this Sunday...


(one time!!! wait Shaq.....come on second time!!!)

So I played in the pre-release AND the release event this past 2 weeks cause I had nothing better to do lol. My pre-release deck was nuts, I had like 10 removal (shatter, revoke, arc trail, black trigon, 2 perilious myr and on and on) fast aggro creatures and KARN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea, I sacked a insane sealed...sue me. Obv I x-0 and split in the finals cause my deck was beyond good. I got like 27 packs for my troubles (thx B) and that was that. Nothing really notable to report than Karn let me beat someone after I mull to 4 lol......

My release event deck was beyond trash. It was the worst sealed I ever open. I also open TWO of those equipment paladins and I got like 0 equipment. SUCH A TEASE. My only equipment were infiltrator lens.......and this 6 mana +3/+1 haste living weapon. My removal was lacking, and I had shitty creatures. Nick had a good sealed and x-0 the place to clean it out, grats.

OMG - RAINBOW!!!!!!


(The legs......so hawt.....)

Thursday, May 5, 2011

WTF LAKERS

HOW ARE LAKERS DOWN 2-0 and heading into Dallas. This is obviously the worst case scenario and I am honestly worried. A lot of people are trying to look at this from a positive light but I just can't do it. I haven't felt like this since the loss to Boston in 08' finals. Those were dark times and I can just feel that same feeling closing in again. Maybe I shouldn't lose faith and believe they can win Friday and Sunday. Bring this shit back to LA tied with homecourt advantage again. I wanna believe it but I don't know anymore......

WHERE THE FUCK IS PAU. FUCKER IS A MARSHMALLOW. Seriously, and I thought Bosh-mellow was soft. Pau is seriously awful these days, especially at the offensive end. Maybe Pau and Odom should combine and make some smores cause I don't know what the fuck is going on in Laker land........

If Lakers lose this series, please call a taxi (nine to be exact) for me cause I will be getting drunk all around LA.. Feel free to join me, I'll buy you some soju (gross).


(I SERIOUSLY DON'T FUCKEN KNOW - PROBABLY READING BOOKS AND WALKING ALONG THE BEACHES LIKE THE MARSHMALLOW HE IS)

Monday, April 18, 2011

Playoff Weekend #1

So playoffs have officially begun with Lakers losing game one at home. Of course CP3 has one of his best games ever in our faces. We all knew Derek Fisher was too slow to cover him but the rotation to help him wasn't there. Not that it mattered cuz when it came, CP3 be dishing it to open players. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure Gasol won't play that shitty again and Aaron Gray is DOWNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! I know I'm being douche but I ask you this....how happy were you when Perkins went down in game 6 huh????

DRose is flat out nasty. Besides his 0-9 3s....... he had a monster game, especially that final stretch where he had that and1 than a spin move floater / hook. Than Kyle Korver came up HUGEEEEE off that open 3 he made from a pass he got from Rose. Man, Rose is insane. Period.

Zach Randolph. I love him. There is a reason why my jersey number for league was 50......
Younger Gasol and Z-BO dominated the paint and was one of the key factors for the game...but Shane's 3 in the closing seconds was ridiculous. Clutch shot sir.

OKC vs Denver was a insane game 1. They were just trading blows all night but OKC came out in the top at the end. I thought Felton had a bad look for the final shot and there was still over 10 seconds on the clock. He should of took his time and found a better shot or hopefully a open guy. I felt some OKC got a few lucky calls but hey, shit happens all the time, nothing new. Three blind mice I mean ref for a reason yo.

All the other series suck.

J/K....I missed the Boston v NY game cuz I was actually playing bball, but I saw the highlights later that night. Game looked insane. Can't believe NY let this one slip from their hands but give Ray Allen credit, one heck of a shot.



Lee Min Jung!!!


(shhh....no talking in the library)


(she just heard on the radio that Lakers lost)


(please marry me)


(Yea..I'm shocked too. Mainly cuz Tuan thought he could EVER 3-0)