NBA - Where _efense Happens

Yea, I know how to spell defense but I gotta take the D out of it cause teams forgot how to play D (especially in the post season).

Let's wrap up some playoffs -

LA VS OKC / LA wins 4-2

We knew we were gonna win, but I didn't think it would be this hard vs a 8th seed. OKC has proved there damn good and play great defense even without a true center starter. Luckily RON RON played some D on KD but Russel Westbrook burned us until game 5 when Kobe played some D-efense (basically cutting off layup lanes and daring him to shoot). Of course, who can forget the Pau tip in on game 6 to win the series (although I was 100% sure Kobe was gonna make that shot).

THX BLACK MAMBA

(wait wtf.... white mamba?? wtf is this fag shit)

coach-less _enver vs THE SLOAN-ERS / JAZZ 4-2
Yea, i know how to spell D-enver too, but they don't deserve a D cause they ain't got no defense as of late. They are missing Coach Karl to cancer (I actually hope he recovers) and had to rely on some random black dude so no wonder they lost.


(uh, who are you again? seriously)

All kidding aside, Adrian Dantley was damn good, don't believe me? Check out his stats, and stats dont lie (sometimes they do).

Sam's favorite team (Nash-y Suns) vs Injured.team / PHX 4-2
I actually thought this was gonna be a crazy series till around game 5 I was like, this series is over cause Portland sucks and had too many injuries this year. Even with Roy back, it was too late and the better team rose to the next round (like most cases).


(We all know Nash gave u that pass to dunk, you can't do shit on your own)

Mark Cuban vs Oldies / Spurs 4-2
Yea, Cuban actually did what he could to make a team good enough to make a push in the playoffs. Too bad it wasn't enough to beat Tim Duncan's 45 year old knees. Spurs actually impressed me that series in what they did to beat Mavs. There starters played well and George Hill definitely stepped up to the challenge in that series playing very solid - especially that 11-16 shooting one game.


(Better luck next year yea??)

Man, you know how after like a bad possession (like a 24 shot clock violation) they love to show the coach's face of the team that committed such poor play. You always see either a face palm or a face that wants to strangle his players. Well ESPN has stepped it up one notch as of late. They love to show a bad turnover or some bad foul committed by the team and show the owner's face and see how he reacts. By owners I mean MJ and Cuban. They always show there faces and you always see them yelling at refs or getting mad about calls lol. Well, they been doing that too Cuban for a while now so I guess that is nothing new but getting it done on the legendary Jordan is pretty funny.


(Michael, calm down man, the series was over before it started)


So, Dean is finally coming back to US for a visit (for those of you that know him). He's gonna be here for like 2 weeks or so hopefully a lot of us will get a chance to smoke him while driving to the lane cause he has a strong understanding of the _EFENSE.


(love Mormon cheerleaders)