Thursday, October 21, 2010

wtf drivers

Look, I'm not saying I'm the perfect driver or anything, but some people are just awful drivers. It's something we can't avoid and I'll live with that. But man, why don't people EVER check their blind spot. I almost get hit weekly in LA when I'm on the freeway because people never check their blind spot. Just because you signal, don't mean the fucken freeway open up like your moses or some shit. LOOK IDIOT, before you change lanes. They teach this shit when you try to get a permit for a reason, so you don't get into dumbass accidents.

I also hate dick drivers who waste MY fn time. Like, why don't people signal at 4 way stop signs, like seriously WTF. Like, I'm trying to go straight and this guy on the left came before me by like one second, so obviously I have to wait and let him pass. Next thing you know, he turns right and wastes my time. He could of signaled his right blinker but NOOOO. Asshole. Ok... before you call me some impatient douche who bitches about ONE fn second, see my point of view first (fucken judger). This shit happens DAILY to me. There is a grip of stop signs where I live and it gets annoying after a while. Like, what are you trying to do, save on battery life or some shit. What's worse is when your both across from each other, and it looks like you guys are both just gonna go straight but NOPE. Mother fucker turns left with NO SIGNAL and tries to get in a collision with me. Like really.....this is way worse than the scenario above but some people are retarded as fuck.

Speaking of retards... check out this website LAMEBOOK

It's a collection of all the bad shit (and some good) that people post on facebook. I'm sure some of it is fake (hopefully most...) because if some of the shit I read is real, our race has no future...

Open the pix in a new link or tab to enlarge

Sample #1

(The TYPO section is my favorite lol)

Sample #2

(Someone give this guy a BET award)


Before I go...my wife - Jessica Jung


(love and peace!)


(When I told her I'm in a close game 3 vs Sean)


(When I told her I 1-2 the draft.....)


(Buying a puppy solves everything, no jk)

O - M - G
- don't stare too long......

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Pre-release + Initial Thoughts

So, Scars of Mirrodin has finally arrived and everyone loves a new draft format. RoE was definitely a awesome set and it will be missed but it is time to move on. Mainly because I dominated the format and was not King, but EMPEROR of RoE. Thats right bitches, fools better recognize.

So I crashed at Sean's pad and woke up around 7:40 am or so. Cho and Navied showed up shortly afterwards and we were on our way out to win us some packs (something Bryan can't do). Of course we had to get our usual pre-release breakfast, so we stopped at Del so we can have energy to stomp some noobs. We decided to go to the pre-release in Raddison @ LAX. Cho was only going to draft so Navied and Sean went in the 1st wave while I waited for Tuan's ass so we can get in a different wave. Tuan took a little while cause he was pretty drunk the night before. Can you believe Tuan, he tried to use hangover as a excuse for not winning packs - no class but what do I expect from a Viet. Anywayz, Sean had a decent sealed highlight being the red dragon while Navied's was definitely worse. Sean ended up 3-0-1 to win 6 packs while Navied ended up 3-1 to win 3 packs .

I opened a very aggressive R/W deck with the highlights being Embersmith x2 / Myrsmith / Precursor Golem / True Conviction (BOMB) / and like 5 removal spells. I don't know why they do this but, 4-0 gets 12 packs / 3-0-1 gets 6 packs / 3-1 gets 3. So you get more packs if you just play it out than split. So we agree to split 7-7 and play for the final pack. My opponent was some cocky ass foo who thought he was hawt shit. He was not impressive at all and was a dick by saying "I shouldn't of split after he beat me" - faggot. He also try to act like hes hawt shit by telling me about MODO (magic online) and how he never splits 8-4 and shit. He didn't even know there was a split button on MODO just a few years back. Seriously, he had the most ridiculous sealed and that was the only reason why he was x-0. I did play like shit that round though lol.

Tuan opened a amazing B/W deck with solid creatures and removal + myr battlesphere. I think he had like Skinrender x2 also. He ended up 3-1 and lost in the earlier rounds to the guy I lost in the finals. Funny thing is, we got our justice at the judge's table. So they were handing out prizes, and the judge told the judge handing out packs the WRONG prize layout. So 3-0-1 and 3-1 got THREE extra packs lolololol. So the 4-0 faggot got 12 and gave me 4 packs, and I got 6 from the judge's table bring my total to 10. Tuan also got 6 packs. GG no re son. As I got my product and was walking out, Sean in a low voice was like "hey, did you get extra packs" in FRONT of the 4-0 FAGGOT who was getting water near by lolololool. I was trying to hold it in as I waved some random "lets GTFO" hand signal. So we had well over a draft set for a 8 man and brought all them packs (MONEY!!!) back to Sean's so we can draft Sunday.

So we got back to Irvine, headed to Stonefire Grill (BOMB- 1st pick) where we FEASTED like Kings. We had just earned (sort of) 30 packs and we thought we deserved a good dinner. Everyone ordered a bunch of food and Sean got pasta for everyone also. We stuffed our selves until we couldn't eat that night (victory feels real nice). We kind of agreed that it was good Bryan didn't come, cause it would have been a awkward dinner with him. He never wins packs and it would of been a real sad dinner for him(happy birthday though).

We drafted 3 times now, and the set is kind of complex. I just feel like there is a lot more decisions in drafting than the last few sets. I might be exaggerating in the difficulty because it is still real early into the format. I also feel there are a lot more decisions in my games than before. Everyone is making a ton of mistakes lately. I am not a fan of infect so far. I think the deck can be done but it requires like only 2 people in a 8 man pod for it too work. Otherwise, the infect shit is spread too thin and all the infect decks look like a pile of shit. White is my favorite color as it has aggressive cheap flyers such as Glint Hawk and the Idol as well as Arrest. It's hard for me to gauge colors and stuff right now cause it's still too early.

I'll end this with Bryan's wife.... Nicole from KARA

(Wow Bryan, she is 16.... Pedo Bear much? JK, she's 19 I think...)

(Awww, so cute)

(The young "grown up" look)